March 2012
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February 2012
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lolpizza:
oh god i just want to eat pizza and make out. preferably at the same time.
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I GOT THE GREEN LIVING RESIDENT ASSISTANT JOB I WANTED AND I’M CRYING AND THROWING UP AND JUMPING AROUND AND I HIT MY ARM ON A CHAIR AND IT REALLY HURTS BUT THAT’S OK BECAUSE NEXT YEAR I AM GOING TO TEACH FRESHMEN HOW TO GROW TUBS OF WORMS IN THEIR ROOMS SO THEY CAN COMPOST EVERYTHING AND WE’LL HAVE A BIG BRUNCH THE FIRST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH AND AFTER FINALS I’LL CONVINCE...
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January 2012
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Darjeeling Limited and French and Wes Anderson and...
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So the football players on my floor aren’t allowed to drink or smoke anymore and the coaches announced there would be random drugs tests for everyone on the team. Consequently there is no more Cranberry Juice in the market and several of my residents look like they are severely sunburned (side effect of detox pills?).
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Guinea Pig
DAD: A Guinea pig is up on the roof. Ill update you later.
ME: What?!?!?!?!?!???!
DAD: The black and white one died.
ME: What is happening?!
DAD: Yes,
(the next morning)
DAD: Could 3 hamsters live in a 55 gal tank with a guinea pig?
