May 2012
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May 13th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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hiddlebumz: cosmo tip #247 during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?” ARE YOU FEELING IT
May 6th
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i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
19 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances
alexhasa: Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)
Apr 24th
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WatchWatch
PREACH
Apr 23rd
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ListenListen
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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WatchWatch
I don’t want to toot my own horn but I am good at singing and my computer is good at capturing my talent.
Apr 20th
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Apr 16th
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sandysmind: How I eat my favorite topping of pizza
Apr 15th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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March 2012
20 posts
Mar 28th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Stay Hungry
Mar 23rd
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HUNGER GAMES IRL →
ATTENTION EVERYONE THAT LOVES THE HUNGER GAMES! I am having a version of the Games at my school tomorrow and someone submitted it to CNN!!! WHAT? Anyone with a CNN account should go and vote for this to be on the actual website. WHAT IF THIS GOT FAMOUS AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME?
Mar 22nd
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 11th
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If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
necklaceof-rope: suburbsappendages: youronlylove: This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep. THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG. Reblog if you think he’s beautiful! SO INSPIRATIONAL! I don’t understand how someone could have the heart...
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Titles for an MTV Show Featuring Teen Moms Who...
God got me Pregnant I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant…By God Virgins and Expecting I Only Open my Legs for Jesus Christ Conceptions: The Immaculate Story Knocked Up in the Name of the Lord Trimesters of Trinity/The Holy Trimesters Father, Son, and the Holy Hoe Preggers with a Cherry on Top (Still trying to think of one relating to Bible Babies and also rhyme Bun in the Oven with...
Mar 8th
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Mar 8th
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Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
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